Early 2000s “Fun Ricky”, the Man-Child I Almost Made a Baby WithBy RobSeptember 17, 20260 I met Ricky on OKCupid, and for our first date he pulled what I considered, at the time, an extremely…
Early 2000s Total SamanthaBy RobSeptember 9, 20260 Within minutes of the internet being invented, its creators and earliest users realized it could be used to find people…
Early 2000s I Fucked Your WombmateBy RobSeptember 9, 20260 There’s always going to be a weird power dynamic when you start fucking someone you first saw onstage. I’d been…
Early 2000s My Date, Her Boyfriend, and MeBy RobSeptember 9, 20260 In Manhattan, in 2002, meeting someone from the internet was still something you might lie to your friends about. There…